Reblog if you care — don’t be heartless this wont kill your blog.
Remember that post I made about stupidity of “Reblog if you Care”
Yeah, this is it.
Of course I feel bad for this kid, but what is Reblogging a damn photo going to do. Include where they’re from and what’s going on so we can help, don’t take a picture and say “Oh look how much of a nice person I am.”
Stop this, find a charity or something, and go help.
(Source: the-skyisyours)
If you don’t reblog this, please unfollow me…now. It’ll take less than 5 fucking seconds and could help find this boy.
Ugh, I’m such a toolbag…
Would you rather have a pretty blog or save a life? If you scroll past this without reblogging your heartless, this is not at all a joke. She is 12 years old and missing, reblogging this could save this poor girls life. Don’t even hesitate to reblog.
*you’re
Fine I’ll reblog, but I’ll be damned if I let that grammar go un-Nazi’d
I’m about to watch A Clockwork Orange for the first time
I’m excited as fuck
Enjoy the phallic vase rape/murder/assault/home invasion.
I’m tired of these “Reblog if you care” things
Yes they make you seem like a ‘good person’ but they don’t help for shit.
You want to help destroy cancer?
You want to help Japan?
You want to stop starvation?
Go donate some fucking money, go volunteer. Close the tab for ten seconds and use PayPal.
But some (like me) don’t have money, and won’t reblog your shit, not because we’re ‘too cool’, and not because we’re cold hearted and mean; but because it’s Fucking retarded, it’s a way to make you feel like you’re contributing when you haven’t done shit.
Bit like praying.
So here’s to you, the people who reblog and forget.
madsadcatfish asked: Lupin can't sing tho wut.
He howls like an angel every night, then he leaves Tonks house…..
madsadcatfish asked: ... point taken. Weasleys = epic win.
It’s ok though, we can always go back to the Great Hall and make fun of Jigglypuff.
madsadcatfish asked: must you now? why can't ravenclaw ever have a shot at the cup? :'(
Because ‘Go Go Gryffindor’ sounds better then ‘Sharp and Pointy Raven Claws’
And we haz Weasleyz >:3
Someone said I look cute.
You should see me in the morning
But first, you’d have to spend the night
Sly motherfucker.
She sees what I did there
So about that last post….
Mostly girls reblogged my last post
I should be flattered
but some of the comments where awkward
Then some where damn creepy
madsadcatfish asked: hi, so, your blog is pretty awesome and so are you. :)
I enjoy this person, but I am Gryffindor, and therefore must destroy your Quidditch team
About me
Hi, I'm MartyI'm sorry if I offend you, just realize nearly everything here is a joke or a sarcastic comment
I will break out into a philosophical rampage if I'm on Tumblr late at night.....which I am....always.
I love Halo, Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, Memes, laughing, Ridiculousness, Harry Potter, people who have at least a basic grasp of grammar and type liek dis oly 4 teh lewlz, people who approve of gay people, and pretty much everyone else on the planet who isnt a complete idiot and/or jackass
Im insane, and they probably have a pill to fix my social awkwardness, its called Tumblrynol.
Im a weird kid, I'm socially awkward, I have the maturity level of your killjoy mom, and the vocabulary of an 18th century Englishman (or at least their stereotype)
And I'm not gay, no matter what my blog say........
